You are related to William the Conqueror (apparently) but you didn't know it
I was watching the BBC documentary Secrets of the Bayeux Tapestry: Inside the Museum , following the job of bringing the nearly 1,000-year-old embroidery back across the Channel for its British Museum exhibition. Sir Michael Palin narrates, with historians including Janina Ramirez and David Olusoga helping unpick the story behind those famous stitches. Then came a statement that made me splutter: King Charles III can trace his ancestry back to William the Conqueror. “Hang on,” I thought. “ Surely that's bollocks? ” After nearly a thousand years of murdered kings, childless monarchs, civil wars, illegitimate offspring, imported Germans and enough wife-swapping to keep a medieval soap opera going indefinitely, how can that family tree possibly still work? Annoyingly, it basically does. It's all relative... The trick is that royal dynasties ended, but genealogical descent carried on through daughters, sisters and cousins. William's Norman dynasty gave way to the Plantagenets t...